I am easily amused. Which is why (as some of you already know) I get a kick out of some of the Internet searches that bring people to my blog.

Some of my recent (unedited) favorites include the following (and yes, I know that posting these will bring on a whole bunch more unintended visitors):

1) the biggest black boobes in the world … my guesses would be Aretha Franklin, Jennifer Hudson or Ruben Studdard.

2) I dont eat lamb … neither do I! But why would you Google this? For moral support?

3) how to pee on someone … this one’s pretty easy. All you gotta do is straddle, squat and release! Bonus points if they’re sleeping.

4) toothless Love … I’m personally unfamiliar with this phenomenon, but you may find what you’re looking for in Kentucky.

5) I made love with my mom … eww. Two things: 1) Get a copy of Oedipus Rex; 2) See a therapist.

6) 5 CREATIVE ways to kill husband … Damn, I only have UNIMAGINATIVE ways in my repertoire.

7) why do random disturbing thoughts pop in my head … OK, this one kind of scares me, so I’m going to leave it alone.

8 ) Husband wants to watch my pap smear … I’ll try to get you in touch with #6’s searcher, and maybe you two can brainstorm together.

I think I should start blogging about rainbows and bunnies; then maybe my searches will be less… um… odd?